I'M BAAAACK...

I know, I know, I’ve been away a long time but let me just say that when one’s path is revealed, he or she must follow it.  As you well know, I am now a world-renowned writer and from the moment I put pen to paper, I had to satisfy that yearning, the desire to become a WRITER.  So, I’ve been traveling the world. Visiting my fans. Holding book signings.  Hunting for inspiration for my next masterpiece. 

It’s been quite a ride so far; I’ve been everywhere:  England, France, Rome…sometimes there were as many as five or even six people waiting for me at a bookstore, their hands clutching my book to their bosoms as they waited with baited breath to get a glimpse of …well…Me!  One gentleman in France rode thirty miles from his small village to attend my book signing.  The man seemed very upset and all I could gather was that he thought I was some famous American writer named “Nurse Debbie” who was in need of a spanking.  I offered him my book free of charge and before leaving he briefly leafed through my book and said it would make an excellent roll of toilet paper.  My agent (who also works at Hotdog on a Stick, what a talent right?) told me that in France, this expression is the highest compliment that an author can receive.  Bull crap, I say-but I’ll take a compliment where I can find one…

Okay, so I’m back and WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON AROUND HERE?????  People are married, engaged, parents dying, boats crashing, I mean, it’s just too much! Here I’ve been traveling the world for inspiration and it was HERE all along. Unfortunately, I had to get the scoop from various sources.  I won’t say any names (NURSE TYLER) but I put someone in charge of gathering the daily scoop and someone (NURSE TYLER) suddenly found Jesus and thought it wrong to participate in such activities.  Okay, well I’m back and no one does it better than me, Nurse Debbie.  So in the spirit of my return, let me start off by saying, you won’t believe what happened THIS MORNING…

The esteemed Colin Marlowe.  Known for the many advances for cardiothoracic, whom is MORE well known (at least at Seattle Grace) for bedding Christina Yang!  MY, OH MY you can cut the tension around here with a knife.  I was at the nurse’s station today, slowly taking notes of course, when I saw a small but significant exchange between the two doctors. 

Yang for once, had very little to say when Dr. Marlowe challenged her motivation for marrying Dr. Burke.  Curious. Does she want to marry Burke OR is she just doing this to appease?  I mean, Yang seems to be changing all around.  I was sitting across from the interns during lunch and I overheard them talking about amputating a patient’s foot (poor guy, I had to change his bandage earlier and he was just in a daze; kept mumbling something about getting one month back) and the Yang that I’ve come to know would have been head over heels to cut.

But the INTERESTING thing is that Karev semi-congratulated her on this opportunity and she bit his head off.  Talking about hope and doesn’t this guy deserve a do-over…Okay, who IS this person?  I ask you, what is going ON around here?  Very interesting...but the question of the day is:

WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN GEORGE O’MALLEY AND IZZIE STEVENS???? 

At first I thought we had another Denny Duquette “incident” on our hands.  Stevens was so nervous; twitchy and she talked a mile a minute and her “yays!” were more high-pitched than usual.  And she asked me, ME how I was doing.  I nearly fainted and fell on top of that beautiful dollhouse. So I did a little snooping around.  First to see if there are any rich-heart-transplant patients being stashed away somewhere (hey why should Stevens get all of the rich, almost dead guys). But after witnessing a few exchanges between Stevens and O’Malley as I was checking on our “frozen” patient, I realized that I was wrong. 

Something is going on between Stevens and O’Malley. I’m not kidding.  Something BIG.  You heard it here first.  It’s all very muddled right now. I mean, O’Malley coming in smelling like a wino at “two for one night” at Joe’s, and Izzie who is nervous and anxious around him AND his wife.  But then the nugget came:  As I was checking on Mrs. Rogerson, I overheard Stevens and Dr. Montgomery talking.  I moved closer to the dollhouse (what a wonderful thing to eavesdrop behind, I mean its HUGE) and from what I could make out, Stevens had an affair with a married man!!!  Can you believe this?  I wonder who it is…I have to be honest, and you’ll find this hilarious but I briefly thought of O’Malley but that would be a like Beauty and the Beast right? Or Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael Hall…or Barbie and NOT Ken – right? (p.s. If you are too young to understand those references, then – well – damn it.  I’m old).  I must find out what’s going on.  Joe and I are pulling double duty as detectives. He sent me an email telling me how odd O’Malley was acting at lunch with Dr. Torres O’Malley and her Father.  Joe said things seemed fine and then Mr. Torres accidentally spilled a drink on O’Malley who suddenly just kind of  “snapped” and stormed off.  Things are getting juicy…

Interestingly enough, McSteamy has been generous enough to let Meredith Grey perform a harvest bone graft all on her own?!  I was at the coffee cart and overheard a couple of interns talking about it.  Wow I wonder how well this will go over with McDreamy.  Will McDreamy be upset, supportive, or insecure? Is there going to be a showdown between the Mickeys’s??  It’s long overdue I say…

Before I sign off, Lewy, the janitor was cleaning the stairs on the 1st floor (there was a massive pile of vomit that reeked of bourbon…wonder who made that mess?), and saw Stevens and O’Malley speaking in hushed tones.  All that Lewy could make out (not because they were speaking THAT quietly but because Lewy refuses to admit that he is losing his hearing) is that there is some kind of secret that must be kept.  Secret.  A secret between Stevens and O’Malley.  Okay, let’s recount today’s activities:  Stevens nervous, O’Malley hung over, Stevens and O’Malley weird with each other, Stevens admits to an adulterous affair…A secret…. OH MY GOD!  Stevens and O’Malley slept together!  Wow.  Today has been draining.  Must go to Joe’s and compare notes/drink/drink.

It’s good to be back.