Nurse Debbie On "The Becoming"...

Yang has NO interest whatsoever in scrubbing in with Erica Hahn. The cardiothoracic surgeon whose backside has been attached to Yang’s lips everyday since she arrived. Of course this all has to do with Dr. Burke winning the Harper Avery Award.   The Harper Avery Award!  That’s the equivalent to winning a Pulitzer OR an Academy Award OR the Fastest Supply Stocker (Betsy, watch my DUST this year!)

I sympathize with Cristina Yang.  Well, as much as one CAN sympathize with Cristina Yang. Come on, let’s admit it: she’s kind of a turd.  Okay actually, Cristina Yang is a more of a big, heaping pile of little turds that can easily be just one big turd.  So to see her like this, well as much as it lifts my spirits, I can see why she ran down to the morgue for solitude.  Nurse Tyler was in the vicinity and he said he heard her singing Madonna.  That’s when I knew she had finally broken.  If she were singing Sinatra or Whitney Houston (pre Bobby), maybe I wouldn’t have been so concerned but….

Here’s the deal.  We ALL know what Cristina did for Preston Burke.  She saved him more times than she should have in my opinion. But it’s done.  She made a choice to protect him in all those surgeries.  What does she expect? A medal?  I mean, this crop of young, female residents think that they are the end all/be all and the truth is, if it weren’t Cristina Yang protecting Preston Burke, it would have been someone else.  These residents don’t realize that there is a long line of women waiting behind that curtain to take their place.

Case and point?  Meredith Grey.  Yeah, I’m going there so fasten your seatbelt. She thought Derek Shepherd would ONCE AGAIN wait for her to get it together but not this time.  Didn’t I say that there was a line of women waiting in the wings or behind the stall or something like that (I have a small screen and I’m too lazy to scroll back and see what I actually wrote)?  Enter Rose.  Waiting.  And once Meredith decided yet again that she couldn’t be with Derek, Rose pounced.  And a’ pouncing is what I think is about to happen BECAUSE LADIES AND GENTS (hey are there any men who actually read this blog?  If so, email me.  Let’s have a drink!  I love a man who reads) Rose asked George O’Malley for the  “I’M ABOUT TO TELL EVERYBODY WHO I’VE SLEPT WITH IN THE ON CALL ROOM, CAFETERIA, ROOFTOP, SUPPLY CLOSET & IN THE SHOWER” form.  Yeah, I saw her ask for one in the cafeteria after she told O’Malley a couple of hours before that she wouldn’t need one.  So they are going to “do the Dew.”  I wonder how Meredith Grey feels about that???!!!

I have an answer to that question.  I’m going to say that in true Meredith Grey fashion, she will pretend as if it doesn’t matter when it does.  She still wants him.  She does!  Nurse Tyler told me that Meredith was whispering to herself at the nurses’ station: “He’s with Rose.  He’s with Rose…” Does this paint the picture of someone who doesn’t care?  NO IT DOESN’T FOLKS!!!

Let’s get back to Rose and Derek sealing the deal.  They have officially moved on to the next level.  What does this mean?  Are they in a relationship?  Or will it be just casual sex?  Will Rose want more?  Okay people, I had lunch with Rose today and she told me that she does want more.  She is a woman in love.  Derek?  I don’t know.  He’s hard to read.  Will he want more?  Has his feelings deepened for Rose?  Or does he feel regret?   That happens you know.  Just ask me, I’ll tell you. 

I had to fill this out for the Chief today so I might as well fill you in as well… There was Dr. Hall and Dr. Guzman and Dr. Marinis and Dr. Mckee and Dr. “Hammer” Wilding and Dr. Saul and Dr. Preston and Dr. Corn and Dr. Zemans and Dr. Fuerman and Dr. Barg and Dr. Brown and Dr. Rater and Dr. Heinberg and Dr. Clack and well, I could go on but I’ll just stop here.  After all, I’m a lady.  Oh!  I’ve gotta run!  Joe is having a contest tonight:  Free two pound bag of pork rinds for the girl who can do the most Jell-O shots from his belly button!!! 

Comments

[Callie]

This is so dumb. Rose is so unneeded and it pushed back the Mer/Der reunion as far as I'm concerned. Derek sleeps with Rose, turns around and brings the champagne to Meredith and "acts" all McDreamy (which he clarly is NOT and hasn't been for at least two seasons) and then tells Mark he was thinking of Mreedith while sleeping with Rose (same thing he did with Addison) He's distugsting and as far as I'm concerned he can stay with the Rose character. Both equally boring and useless in my opinion.

[Heathyr]

wow. Nurse Debbie - you are the coolest! lol

[Marcie]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

This blog always cracks me up! And a true true Greys fanatic recognizes all the names at the end.

Debbie, girl, I didn't know ya had it in ya!

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Lucy]

Hey Debbie. Nice blog. I do have to say there seems to be a reason Yang chose to sing Madonna and if you remember the game that once aupon a time Cristina, Burke, George and Callie played and she came in the next day grumbling about how can someone not get Madonna... well Dr. Burke didn't get madonna thus her singing Madonna when he won an award and didnt mention her... did i mention he's an *bleep* anyways..

Derek and Rose won't last, did you hear about the champaigne? they are going to open it when they get it right.... ya thats right double meaning, not only the getting right of the clinical trial but of them... trust me rose and derek will end very shortly! I will bet on it...

and i love that you wrote all the male writers and producers as those you slept with but isn't Dr. Rater married? and I'm assumin a few more of them as well heeh

[Elaine]

Wow they whole Grey's Anatomy production staff! Busy girl... busy girl :)

[=)]

You are the gurl!!!!

[Debbie]

why do you always put everything on meredith? Derek broke up w/ her AGAIN, remember?

[Mag]

Loved your blog - which Grey's fan wouldn't? But what did you think of Bailey's "He's a whore" speech? (That's what I'm really intersted in, but you haven't said anything about it)

No, it doesn't look like Derek and Rose are lasting - according to Dr. Sloan, her worst fears have been realised.

Love, Mag

[Ambrosiality.com]

you slept with all those Dr's??? or their names were on the list of people others have slept with.

[robyn the fan]

Girl, Girl.Girl!
Love to see that list of yours,I'm by profession a rn .Love to chat with you,Maybe get some cute new male drs in next year.Please bring it up when u see the chief

[xiba]

the best chapter ever, the last chapter of the seasooooooon

[taanja]

Debbie. Chica. Where ya been? Too many jello shots?
Do you have a killer hang-over? Poor dear.
All I want to know is if that plant/nurse (Sorry.I refuse to give the character any power by using her name)is gonna get fired? or just fade away like a bad dream?
Oh. And just in case you don't know--Derek Shepherd isn't that dreamy. In fact, he's kind of a jerk.the way he treats/talks to Meredith when he's angry at himself is one example. Just saying...

[callie's a dream]

I'm a guy, but I won't give you my email address. I'll just read the blog.

[Diego]

I am braziliam! I love Grey'S Anatomy! Yang is the best!! And Miranda!! Oh my god! Somebody help Izzy!! Stop Season 3! I want season 4!!!